Froot-loops.
Choice quotes:
“…If we can just save one person’s soul…”
“…I don’t know if you’ve seen Kirk Cameron’s ‘Left Behind’…”
“…Noah’s Ark is real, and the Millenium Falcon is fake…”
“…When they die, and they’re judged, then they’ll go to hell… according to my beliefs they’re going to go to hell…”
That’s awesome. I laughed so hard, but on the other hand, people like that frighten me just a hair.